Did you want to be the one who captured Alias Smith and Jones, or the BeastMaster?
Have you always wanted to be
tied up like The Dukes of Hazzard,
or Supernatural's Winchester brothers?
If so, enjoy these video stills from my collection of
guys tied up or bound in movies and TV shows.
Mos Def and Martin Freeman in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
(2005)
Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent are strapped into poetry appreciation chairs, and they have Vogon poetry read at them.
Later, when pan-dimensional mice want to harvest Arthur's brain, he breaks apart the chair he's been bound to.